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kowslayer3 Jun 27 2005, 11:03pm


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The rules are pretty self-explanatory; I'll ask a stupid halo-related question, and the next poster has to answer it and ask another stupid question, and so on.

Examples:
Q: is Master Cheif a guy or a girl?

A: both.

Q: is Tartarus fat?

A: No, he's just big-boned.

REAL Question: why is Master Cheif green?

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Red V.S. Blue Episode 39

Sarge: Wait you hear that?
Caboose:Yes that noise is called water. It is very wet and very sloshy.
Sarge:I was talking about the trumpet blue tard.
Caboose:I have to go to the bathroom now for some reason, which is odd because I already went when we were standing in the creek together.
Sarge:Wait a minute I know that song, that's Revelry. But why would someone be playing Revelry in the middle of...
   
 
Naveegunner Jun 27 2005, 11:04pm


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A: You don't wanna know.

Q: How many shots from an SMG would it take to kill a covenant cruiser?

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kowslayer3 Jun 27 2005, 11:06pm


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A: a lot.

Q: why do the covenant hate humans so much?

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Red V.S. Blue Episode 39

Sarge: Wait you hear that?
Caboose:Yes that noise is called water. It is very wet and very sloshy.
Sarge:I was talking about the trumpet blue tard.
Caboose:I have to go to the bathroom now for some reason, which is odd because I already went when we were standing in the creek together.
Sarge:Wait a minute I know that song, that's Revelry. But why would someone be playing Revelry in the middle of...
   
 
ElectroRent Jun 27 2005, 11:07pm


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A: Depends what SMG stands for, cause I'm sure a Super Monkey Gun would shred a cruiser in seconds.


Damn, you beat me!
This was too the cruiser question.
   
 
Naveegunner Jun 27 2005, 11:08pm


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A: They stole the prophets' pants.

Q: Why do the halos kill sentients instead of the flood?

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dragonfire Jun 27 2005, 11:14pm


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A: Area 51.

Q: who ate all of Master Cheif's Cocopuffs?

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The Codex

Cheif: Jack! What the hell do you think your doing?
Jack: Sir! Kicking ass sir!
*Continues to shoot elites*
Cheif: Very well. Carry on.
   
 
Of Doom Jun 27 2005, 11:15pm


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Tony the tiger.

Why don't plasma pistols hurt you in Halo 2?

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Naveegunner Jun 27 2005, 11:17pm


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A: They use searing, burning, super hot plasma. WHO KNOWS?!

Q: Why are grunts so short?

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kowslayer3 Jun 27 2005, 11:18pm


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A:your mom.

Q: how many grunts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

damn, bad timing.

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Red V.S. Blue Episode 39

Sarge: Wait you hear that?
Caboose:Yes that noise is called water. It is very wet and very sloshy.
Sarge:I was talking about the trumpet blue tard.
Caboose:I have to go to the bathroom now for some reason, which is odd because I already went when we were standing in the creek together.
Sarge:Wait a minute I know that song, that's Revelry. But why would someone be playing Revelry in the middle of...
   
 
Of Doom Jun 27 2005, 11:18pm


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^To navee's Q.

Because elites push down on their heads in school.

Q: Why can't MC turn sideways to the ground while he's still alive?

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RvB_Private_Caboose Jun 27 2005, 11:19pm


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Because I said so!
Q: Why is the halo ring not a cone?

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Of Doom Jun 27 2005, 11:20pm


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Because then it would be too powerful.

Q: Why does the POA have a warthog stunt track?

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RvB_Private_Caboose Jun 27 2005, 11:21pm


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A: So that people can crash and die without the help of aliens.

Q: Is Master Cheif constipated?

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helljumper99 Jun 27 2005, 11:22pm


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Look in the POA restrooms

Q:why do grunts call Humans demons?

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I think it's pretty clear that I never take my own advice.

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QUOTE(Psalm 144)
"Praise be to the Lord my Rock, who trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle. He is my loving God and my fortress, my stronghold and deliverer, my shield, in whom I take refuge, who subdues peoples under me."
   
 
kowslayer3 Jun 27 2005, 11:22pm


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A: more than you know...

Q: How did he get so constipated?

bad timing AGAIN!

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Red V.S. Blue Episode 39

Sarge: Wait you hear that?
Caboose:Yes that noise is called water. It is very wet and very sloshy.
Sarge:I was talking about the trumpet blue tard.
Caboose:I have to go to the bathroom now for some reason, which is odd because I already went when we were standing in the creek together.
Sarge:Wait a minute I know that song, that's Revelry. But why would someone be playing Revelry in the middle of...
   
 
dragonfire Jun 27 2005, 11:23pm


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for hell jumper

A: caus they like to

Q: can needlers be used to sow?

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The Codex

Cheif: Jack! What the hell do you think your doing?
Jack: Sir! Kicking ass sir!
*Continues to shoot elites*
Cheif: Very well. Carry on.
   
 
Of Doom Jun 27 2005, 11:26pm


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A: Only on thursdays.

Q: Why aren't elites allowed to use fuel rod guns?

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- Not sid was here. -
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1F y0|_| C4|\| r34d 7|-|15, Y0u 4r3 700 C1053.
   
 
Naveegunner Jun 27 2005, 11:29pm


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A: They are

Q: Why can't grunts use sniper rifles?

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Of Doom Jun 27 2005, 11:30pm


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Because the sign says they aren't tall enough.

Q: Who would win in a fight: Gravemind or an unarmed prophet?

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- Beware of geeks bearing gifs. -

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RvB_Private_Caboose Jun 27 2005, 11:30pm


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Neither. I would eat them.
Q: How much of a cube is master chief?

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