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Rescudo Jan 1 2007, 7:44am


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So... I thought it would be fun to post some math jokes that I found around, meaning for instance things that was answered on a test. laugh.gif

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And finally, a true story, for those who get it...
http://moronland.net/moronia/moron/1053/

That's what I have for now. If you have any cool jokes of the same sort, post here! biggrin.gif

(I just realized no one else has posted a topic after 2006 turned into 2007... (following default forum time, of course), so here we go. In your face! >=D)

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Jan 1 2007, 10:03am


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The less you know, the more you make.
Proof:
Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2: Time is Money.
As every engineer knows:
Power = Work / Time .
And since
Knowledge = Power and Time = Money,
it is therefore true that
Knowledge = Work / Money.
Solving for Money, we get:
Money = Work / Knowledge.
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of Work done

Best math test ever

And:

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squattingb
Jan 1 2007, 10:59am


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This isn't really math but...

My new year's resolution is 1024 x 768

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This isn't really math but...

My new year's resolution is 1024 x 768
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XD

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Icarus Jan 1 2007, 1:18pm


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<--quoteo(post=166782:date=Jan 1 2007, 03:59 PM:name=squattingb)-->
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This isn't really math but...

My new year's resolution is 1024 x 768
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Oh snap son- that's witty tongue.gif.

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Geo Ghost Jan 1 2007, 1:37pm


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<--quoteo(post=166782:date=Jan 1 2007, 03:59 PM:name=squattingb)-->
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This isn't really math but...

My new year's resolution is 1024 x 768
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Wasn't that gefilusA's gag? tongue.gif

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The Muffin King Jan 1 2007, 3:25pm


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It took me about a whole minute to get that joke, SB. I think the new year's eve fire crackers that we set offf last night are getting to me tongue.gif

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squattingb
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woah wtf..... I can't figure out how the hell that triangle thing works... O.o

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Rescudo Jan 1 2007, 4:36pm


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On the first one, the hypothenus bends slightly inward. On the second one, it bends slightly outward.

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Liana Jan 1 2007, 5:11pm


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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Missing_square_puzzle

The answer is here, but I'm not smart enough to understand it. tongue.gif

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squattingb
Jan 1 2007, 5:28pm


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I just asked a friend of mine and apparently, the second one, the squares although look the same size as the one on top, are slightly bigger, just enough to create that but still look like the same number of squares.
But that wiki answer is better.

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Aglor Jan 1 2007, 6:19pm


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Oh, I got one. What did the 0 say to the 8?



Nice belt! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. My jokes aren't funny.

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squattingb
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lol I like that

Why is 8 afraid of 7 even though he's bigger??

Because 7 ate 9.

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Geo Ghost Jan 1 2007, 6:36pm


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BAH!

This is the second topic of 2007! tongue.gif

MINE WAS THE FIRST!
LIES! LIES I SAY! ohmy.gif


Speaking of which, where did my one go? unsure.gif

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Gaia
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<--quoteo(post=166759:date=Jan 1 2007, 06:44 AM:name=Rescudo)-->
QUOTE(Rescudo @ Jan 1 2007, 06:44 AM) [snapback]166759[/snapback]
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So... I thought it would be fun to post some math jokes that I found around, meaning for instance things that was answered on a test. laugh.gif

And finally, a true story, for those who get it...
http://moronland.net/moronia/moron/1053/

That's what I have for now. If you have any cool jokes of the same sort, post here! biggrin.gif

(I just realized no one else has posted a topic after 2006 turned into 2007... (following default forum time, of course), so here we go. In your face! >=D)
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omg those are GREAT!!! i LOVE the article about the physics test!!! laugh.gif

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woah wtf..... I can't figure out how the hell that triangle thing works... O.o
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anyone who has ever loaded a dishwasher knows that it can look full, but there are always holes and ways to refill it and create more space! wink.gif
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Yes, but most of the time it's easier said then done. dry.gif The rest of the time I'm too lazy to be bothered putting any more in it.

Hmm...god this just reminded me of like...the first maths joke I can recall...

Anyone else remember the ol' 1+1 = Windows thing? laugh.gif That takes me back. rolleyes.gif

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squattingb
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heheheh, yeah always fun biggrin.gif

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JadedTarget Jan 2 2007, 3:49pm


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BAH!

This is the second topic of 2007! tongue.gif

MINE WAS THE FIRST!
LIES! LIES I SAY! ohmy.gif
Speaking of which, where did my one go? unsure.gif
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Hm, Rescudo. Care to explain?

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Liana Jan 2 2007, 5:39pm


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What did the 1 say to the 7?

Nice hat!

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