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RollonBustas Jan 27 2006, 9:11pm


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Putting my neck on the line here, cause this could fail miserabley. Every guy has some girl problems, and here is where we should post them, and try to get help with them.
   
 
Sneaky
Jan 27 2006, 9:13pm


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My one tip is not to poke them in the eye, they don't like that too much.

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RollonBustas Jan 27 2006, 9:14pm


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lol, try not to throw up on them either (6th grade memory have been trying to repress)
   
 
ChickenYoda2 Jan 27 2006, 9:16pm


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dont run into a wall right in front of them (sigh)

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RollonBustas Jan 27 2006, 9:21pm


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I got some horrible embarrissing stories. Life one time at an 8th grade dance a girl came up to me and started grinding with me, now I barely kneew this girl but she was hot. So trying to provdie comic relief I went over the edge and said, I cant believe this:
"Put you poop with that thing!"

she ran away and I walked away like Ron Burgundy after flashing Veronica his erection by accident.

"dont act like your not impressed!"
   
 
SMJ Jan 27 2006, 9:29pm


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Well... try not to make this thread so explicit it has to be closed... guys are the majority on this forum, and the chances of "guy stories" coming out are rather high... but we also have ladies up and about, and I don't want this thread to become insulting towards them or women in general.

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RollonBustas Jan 27 2006, 9:31pm


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By all means, but we should have a place for us guys to unbuckle and express ourselves right?
   
 
SMJ Jan 27 2006, 9:32pm


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No. Keep your buckle on.

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ChickenYoda2 Jan 27 2006, 9:33pm


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yea, dont get so high-strong, im not like what I am here in real life. I just act nice cause I like this forum

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RollonBustas Jan 27 2006, 9:44pm


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Ok fine, no fun for rollon.
   
 
SMJ Jan 27 2006, 9:52pm


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If that's what it takes to maintain descency and respect, then so be it. This isn't a high-school locker room.

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spartan117 Jan 27 2006, 10:08pm


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Im pretty sure you had problems? every man has.

This is not expicit

I was in the 6th grade (Seventh now), and this chick, i knew, was their. My friend talked to her on AIM, and said, Yeah, James... and she said, "Dover?? I hate that kid.." My friend told me, as soon as i was at the dance type thing, and i flipped. My shirt was bright orange, and my last name was on the back, written in bold all caps, bright blue. I concealed myself the entire time She said she was gonna beat me up, and i have seen her personally (umm, in 5th grade, spying on the Playground, lol, it was on accident too) She was all out fuc*ing muscular. Not Hulk muscle, but the average kung foo chick that could beat up 5 motorcycle gang guys.

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RollonBustas Jan 27 2006, 10:25pm


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<--QuoteBegin-spartan117+Jan 27 2006, 10:08 PM-->
QUOTE(spartan117 @ Jan 27 2006, 10:08 PM)
<--QuoteEBegin-->Im pretty sure you had problems? every man has.

This is not expicit

I was in the 6th grade (Seventh now), and this chick, i knew, was their. My friend talked to her on AIM, and said, Yeah, James... and she said, "Dover?? I hate that kid.." My friend told me, as soon as i was at the dance type thing, and i flipped. My shirt was bright orange, and my last name was on the back, written in bold all caps, bright blue. I concealed myself the entire time   She said she was gonna beat me up, and i have seen her personally (umm, in 5th grade, spying on the Playground, lol, it was on accident too) She was all out fuc*ing muscular. Not Hulk muscle, but the average kung foo chick that could beat up 5 motorcycle gang guys.
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wow...you live a wild life.
   
 
squattingb
Jan 27 2006, 11:10pm


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sorry, my girls situations are too sexy to disclose.

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ChickenYoda2 Jan 27 2006, 11:19pm


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lol, sure squatting, sure

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SMJ Jan 27 2006, 11:22pm


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<--QuoteBegin-squattingb+Jan 27 2006, 08:10 PM-->
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<--QuoteEBegin-->sorry, my girls situations are too sexy to disclose.
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Good Chills

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Naveegunner Jan 27 2006, 11:38pm


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I have one... only I can't tell you... cause it's not mine.

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SMJ Jan 27 2006, 11:40pm


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I have a couple from a few years ago... but I'm not gonna tell you... 'cause I don't feel like it

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Sex is like a velociraptor : despite your movie-fueled lifelong neurotic obsession, unlikely to be found in your house.

   
 
Cyborg Jan 27 2006, 11:48pm


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<--QuoteBegin-Naveegunner+Jan 27 2006, 08:38 PM-->
QUOTE(Naveegunner @ Jan 27 2006, 08:38 PM)
<--QuoteEBegin-->I have one...  only I can't tell you...  cause it's not mine.
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betcha I can guess who this one belongs to. . . . I don't wanna talk about it.

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ChickenYoda2 Jan 27 2006, 11:49pm


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why is everyone so embarrased, just tell us.

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