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Eza Jan 17 2006, 10:46pm


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I reincarnate the guests as zombies to overrun you.

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Master Elite Jan 17 2006, 10:53pm


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I jump in a tank and kill the zombie guests

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Mad_Munky
Jan 17 2006, 11:42pm


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I drop a rather large rock traveling at relativistic speeds on your tanks

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But today, after wading through 30 posts, each of which were the length of a post-graduate thesis paper, functioned on more levels and with more side-points than I can possibly keep track of, and consisted of the densest material I've ever read regarding machinima criticism, I'm beginning to understand the appeal of brevity! - Nerrolken
   
 
Eza Jan 18 2006, 2:14am


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Summon's monkeys who throw lots of little rocks which eventually wear you out.

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Sarge McCla Jan 18 2006, 10:11am


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grabs chainsaw....
   
 
Rescudo Jan 18 2006, 2:49pm


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Location: Norway
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But it doesn't work properly, and you even hold the wrong end of it... so it activates when you hold it like that, and you technically "commit suicide".

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robosoldier Jan 18 2006, 6:16pm


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*throws a bunch of grenades and there is a gigantic explosion*

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Master Elite Jan 18 2006, 6:36pm


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I put you in front of a moving train

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Eza Jan 18 2006, 10:46pm


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Does a "my name is neo" and Master Elite gets run over instead.

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Of Doom Jan 18 2006, 10:47pm


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*legally changes Eza's name to Steve, then shoots him in the head*

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Cyborg Jan 18 2006, 10:57pm


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*legally changes Of Doom's name to Of Fuzzy Bunnies*

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Of Doom Jan 18 2006, 10:58pm


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*kills Cyborg with the fuzzy bunny from Monty Python*

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Cyborg Jan 18 2006, 11:01pm


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*uses holy hand grenade*

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Of Doom Jan 18 2006, 11:05pm


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*takes advantage of your disability to count, and throws it back; it explodes and blows you to tiny bits*

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- Beware of geeks bearing gifs. -

1F y0|_| C4|\| r34d 7|-|15, Y0u 4r3 700 C1053.
   
 
Cyborg Jan 18 2006, 11:07pm


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*uses a grif cannon to paint Of Doom an ugly orange so that he dies in shame*

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Eza Jan 19 2006, 4:30am


Joined: Feb 10th, 2005
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Chucks Cyborg in the ever slow revolving "blades" of Zanzibar... which in a thousand years ... finally cuts Cyborg up.

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tb2571989
Jan 19 2006, 5:55am


Joined: Jun 12th, 2005
Location: Bristol, UK
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Puts Eza in Mr. Smash of the Codex (the big machine in the middle of the map)

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Jan 19 2006, 7:15am


Joined: Dec 31st, 1969
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I drive a tank onto the railway tracks and park it at a particular angle.
I jump out, just as a train hits it and it flys through the air, landing on tb2571989!
Thats happened to me before
   
 
tb2571989
Jan 19 2006, 8:05am


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Location: Bristol, UK
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Erm, in real life?
Or did you park a scorpion on the rails of the monorail in New Mombassa?

Shoots Geo as he a guest!

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Sparx Jan 19 2006, 10:55am


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Looks at the assasin' and scopes to I see his face, and then *BOOM*. Yay, i hit him in the eye!

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