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floodrock Oct 4 2012, 1:36am

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At one of my jobs this summer, I had some rednecks/hockey players for co-workers. Great guys, and over the course of May/June they kept referring to this one Canadian Hockey Comedy called Goon. It seemed really funny(with lines like "I SKULL-F**KED YO MOTHA!" how could it not?) so finally I did what I never do. I went and bought it from a store. Now I never do this. I always borrow and watch before I buy. I seriously bought this movie and the prequel to Spartacus this summer. No other TV or Movies. I loved it. I watched it every night for a week. I watched it sober, drunk, high, passed out, tired, wide awake, in the morning, before bed, before sex, during sex, after sex(this was the test to see if a girl was good enough to get the D.). Yeah. I love this movie. It's funny, the acting is good, the characters are beautiful, and normally I hate heartwarming movies, but damm. I loved the way this one made me feel all fuzzy inside. Right after it showed me Sean William Scott beating the f**k-teeth out of some dude. Yeah. Yeah. Pretty much non-stop violence, language, offensiveness, and humor. Watch it. You'll be a thug by the end.


especially if there's a repeat of earlier this morning. She left quite happy

QUOTE (Reaper195 @ Nov 24 2010, 10:42 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Woke up, thinking I should lie in bed for ages, and then maybe watch new Stargate Universe. Rolled over and noticed it was ten to eight. "OH FOUR! I mean FIVE! I mean F**K! IT"S THURSDAY, NOT SATURDAY!"

QUOTE (Disease @ Nov 23 2010, 07:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
In Soviet Russia, Ambush Ambushes you!

QUOTE (Reaper195 @ Jan 6 2011, 11:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
1 was pretty cool. 2 was "WOO! THat one puckered up my butthole!"

Reapers 10K post
Pff, ten thousand posts...if only I could care about such a thing. For caring about ones' post count is as vain as a vein wanting to pump sterling silver through the body for its own lulz. And we all know how Lulz affects the world. Just look at World War 2. Did you all honestly think Hitler tried to exterminate the Jews because he wanted to crate a master race that even he looked nothing like? I SAY BALLS TO THAT! BALLS TO ALL OF THAT! Balls to so mucyh of that, that this pretentious post has nothing whatsoever in the effects of the global war economy. That's right, I f**king said it, and not when referencing MGS4. Imaginitive ten thousand post mark? I think not....

And also, I demand everyone on the forum to sig-quote that. All of you. Especially you, Geo. You British guy you.
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